belanekra:

poinsciuri:

poinsciuri:

*rotates you by 90 degrees in the 4th dimension thus causing you to be perpendicular to time as we understand it*

*rotates you again so now youre experiencing time upside down*

Please stop

srsfunny:

I am an average winter enjoyer

pepciliberty:

mawhrin-skel:

niedopalek:

(does some fucked up shit) well if my life was a movie or tv show fans would still love me and draw artwork of me regardless. so im not gonna worry about it

[id: a tumblr tag that reads “this is how youtubers live I think”. end id]

howelljenkins:

ok maybe i romanticize everything a little a lot

toshio:

people who have been on this site for 5-10 consecutive years should get an award or something…we’re all mindlessly blogging on this dead website for FREE

pandaflavouredcookies:

I’m dy i n g at the cheers he’s getting:

“ES DIOS” (“IT’S GOD”)

“ERES DIOS HERMANO” (“YOU’RE GOD, BRO”)

“HA VENIDO A VERNOS” (“HE’S COME TO SEE US”)

innocentreticent:

Plague Rave Plague Rave Plague Rave!!!!

viejospellejos:

Spain is different 🇪🇸🦠

realismomagico:

life really is about being 13 and ridiculously into percy jackson books. after that whatever idk

mens-rights-activia:

targuzzler:

zsnes:

alexschiesser:

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Y’all be saying “world heritage post” to anything but this is actually what a a UNESCO world heritage post looks like

blackestbileandsmoke:

glennisthemenace-deactivated202:

why do bat eared foxes look like they’re being bullied ,,,,

Same creature

notallmensheviks:

brb thinking about the immortality of the crab

intimate-mirror:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

videntefernandez:

thetyrannosaur:

professionaljester:

silenthill:

woodrider:

transwiththeplans:

yo-its-matt:

roostre:

Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it’s tumblr posts

“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”

“Do you like the color of the sky?”

“Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?”

“What does the letter ‘K’ mean to you?”

“Have you ever had someone compliment your shoelaces? Would you tell them where you got them from? Even if you stole them from someone very important? Would you tell them the truth?”

“Do you own a pet? Has it ever gotten into something that it really shouldn’t be eating? How about chocolate fondue?”

“How about the story of the people who got an extra hour in the ballpit? Was this based on a real convention, or just another tumblr post?”

1moneychaserworld-deactivated20:

“of course i remembered” is a love language